Tuesday, December 1, 2009

trouble in nike-dise

i think that blonde bombshell busted tiger's ass with a golf club BEFORE he left the house. she knocked his brain lose and he hit the hydrant, he hit that tree and he hit that mailbox. that's what i think.


cause that's the kind of crazy i'd be if my husband was cheating with or some one who was like THIS.

anyways, welcome back.

Monday, November 30, 2009

revive time

guys and girls,
i think it is time to post something on here. i thought i would kick things. i googled zillions and this is what i liked most. enjoy.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

my new happy


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

dear natalie,

"i am inches from busting my computer to pathetic little computer pieces because datatude is having a bad attitude.
the assessment is typed up and the screen is entered but the stupid database won't let me "move screen to client". i have to quit working right now or my blood pressure will cause my face to rupture blood all over my mac screen."

things to know,
a. this is a real email to my boss
b. datatude is our internet database
c. i nearly quit my job tonight.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Monday, March 2, 2009

none of your damn business!

hello, everyone. i'm breaking the fast again... this time with tom green. who is, by the way, on this season of celebrity apprentice. i'm watching it.

also, be sure to watch all of this, okay?

Thursday, February 5, 2009

I really think Tiny Hats should be brought back to it's former glory. Sure, all sorts of lists are fun occasionally... but i find random crap from around the world wide web much more entertaining.

Might as well post an oldie but a goodie.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

i can't describe my joy for Saniel Bonders.


Saturday, November 29, 2008

Year End Top Listers

Hey Listerine Fans, Yeah Yeah, I know I never ever post here, I know, but that's kind of what I do, If you looked at my roster you would see I have almost ten blogs which I never ever post on, so its nothing personal mostly (...jim.......). And that's just on blogger! I've got wordpress blogs too!

In anycase as most of you are aware, we are two days from the last month of the year. And you know what that means, End of the year lists!!!!! We are talking albums, singles, movies, tapes, bags, hjs, animals, shirts, animal shirts, animal shirts depicting cartoon hjs, etc, etc....

Now some of you may hate lists, and I know that they are totally pointless, but they are clearly also awesome and fun. There is nothing more awesome than ranking things which should not be ranked.

So how do you want to do it? We can do it on this blog since many of us are here, and although I wouldn't want to hijack this blog from its valiant attempt to post all of youtube here, it may make sense to do it here. However it would also be sweet and make sense for us to make another short lived blog (although this one would be so on purpose), a kind of top 10 blog, and we could invite everyone we ever met to post there. or we could post somewhere else.

So what do you think? Maybe I will send out an email to us and others that aren't on here. I know some of you get all embarressed about your lists or hate lists or starting barking about elitism when some of us have lists with things you don't know about on them so you don't ahve to be involved but I dont' see any reason for any of those things so I encourage all of us to post as much as we want. It doesn't just have to be music or movies or books you know.

anyway, my vote is for a new top ten blog but i am all up for posting here too.

what kind of timeline are we talking about also? WE dont' want to post too late or then all the dumb other websites have thier lists up and we look lame and boring. we also need a little time though so we can gather our brains and listify?

what say ye all? I am willing to set up the blog or someone else can do it too.

peace, comment, email

Monday, November 24, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008


here's this wonderful thing i found. none of you will probably watch it all. but i love it.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

heather and anna, this one's for you.

Friday, November 14, 2008