my new happy

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/26/50-animals-who-hate-baths/

dear natalie,

"i am inches from busting my computer to pathetic little computer pieces because datatude is having a bad attitude.
the assessment is typed up and the screen is entered but the stupid database won't let me "move screen to client". i have to quit working right now or my blood pressure will cause my face to rupture blood all over my mac screen."



things to know,
a. this is a real email to my boss
b. datatude is our internet database
c. i nearly quit my job tonight.

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

none of your damn business!

hello, everyone. i'm breaking the fast again... this time with tom green. who is, by the way, on this season of celebrity apprentice. i'm watching it.

also, be sure to watch all of this, okay?
deal.