trouble in nike-dise

i think that blonde bombshell busted tiger's ass with a golf club BEFORE he left the house. she knocked his brain lose and he hit the hydrant, he hit that tree and he hit that mailbox. that's what i think.

why?

cause that's the kind of crazy i'd be if my husband was cheating with or some one who was like THIS.

anyways, welcome back.

revive time

guys and girls,
i think it is time to post something on here. i thought i would kick things. i googled zillions and this is what i liked most. enjoy.

my new happy

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/26/50-animals-who-hate-baths/

dear natalie,

"i am inches from busting my computer to pathetic little computer pieces because datatude is having a bad attitude.
the assessment is typed up and the screen is entered but the stupid database won't let me "move screen to client". i have to quit working right now or my blood pressure will cause my face to rupture blood all over my mac screen."



things to know,
a. this is a real email to my boss
b. datatude is our internet database
c. i nearly quit my job tonight.

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

none of your damn business!

hello, everyone. i'm breaking the fast again... this time with tom green. who is, by the way, on this season of celebrity apprentice. i'm watching it.

also, be sure to watch all of this, okay?
deal.

I really think Tiny Hats should be brought back to it's former glory. Sure, all sorts of lists are fun occasionally... but i find random crap from around the world wide web much more entertaining.

Might as well post an oldie but a goodie.