Tiny Hats

trouble in nike-dise

2009-12-01T13:13:00.002-05:00

i think that blonde bombshell busted tiger's ass with a golf club BEFORE he left the house. she knocked his brain lose and he hit the hydrant, he hit that tree and he hit that mailbox. that's what i think.

why?

cause that's the kind of crazy i'd be if my husband was cheating with or some one who was like THIS.

anyways, welcome back.

revive time

2009-11-30T22:47:00.003-05:00

guys and girls,
i think it is time to post something on here. i thought i would kick things. i googled zillions and this is what i liked most. enjoy.

2009-04-05T18:52:00.001-04:00

my new happy

2009-03-27T16:49:00.001-04:00

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/26/50-animals-who-hate-baths/

dear natalie,

2009-03-10T21:02:00.001-04:00

"i am inches from busting my computer to pathetic little computer pieces because datatude is having a bad attitude.
the assessment is typed up and the screen is entered but the stupid database won't let me "move screen to client". i have to quit working right now or my blood pressure will cause my face to rupture blood all over my mac screen."

things to know,
a. this is a real email to my boss
b. datatude is our internet database
c. i nearly quit my job tonight.

bizkit the sleepwalking dog

2009-03-03T20:19:00.001-05:00

none of your damn business!

2009-03-02T00:24:00.002-05:00

hello, everyone. i'm breaking the fast again... this time with tom green. who is, by the way, on this season of celebrity apprentice. i'm watching it.

also, be sure to watch all of this, okay?
deal.

2009-02-05T04:55:00.002-05:00

I really think Tiny Hats should be brought back to it's former glory. Sure, all sorts of lists are fun occasionally... but i find random crap from around the world wide web much more entertaining.

Might as well post an oldie but a goodie.

2008-12-03T16:05:00.000-05:00

i can't describe my joy for Saniel Bonders.

amen.

Year End Top Listers

2008-11-29T18:30:00.002-05:00

Hey Listerine Fans, Yeah Yeah, I know I never ever post here, I know, but that's kind of what I do, If you looked at my roster you would see I have almost ten blogs which I never ever post on, so its nothing personal mostly (...jim.......). And that's just on blogger! I've got wordpress blogs too!

In anycase as most of you are aware, we are two days from the last month of the year. And you know what that means, End of the year lists!!!!! We are talking albums, singles, movies, tapes, bags, hjs, animals, shirts, animal shirts, animal shirts depicting cartoon hjs, etc, etc....

Now some of you may hate lists, and I know that they are totally pointless, but they are clearly also awesome and fun. There is nothing more awesome than ranking things which should not be ranked.

So how do you want to do it? We can do it on this blog since many of us are here, and although I wouldn't want to hijack this blog from its valiant attempt to post all of youtube here, it may make sense to do it here. However it would also be sweet and make sense for us to make another short lived blog (although this one would be so on purpose), a kind of top 10 blog, and we could invite everyone we ever met to post there. or we could post somewhere else.

So what do you think? Maybe I will send out an email to us and others that aren't on here. I know some of you get all embarressed about your lists or hate lists or starting barking about elitism when some of us have lists with things you don't know about on them so you don't ahve to be involved but I dont' see any reason for any of those things so I encourage all of us to post as much as we want. It doesn't just have to be music or movies or books you know.

anyway, my vote is for a new top ten blog but i am all up for posting here too.

what kind of timeline are we talking about also? WE dont' want to post too late or then all the dumb other websites have thier lists up and we look lame and boring. we also need a little time though so we can gather our brains and listify?

what say ye all? I am willing to set up the blog or someone else can do it too.

peace, comment, email

blushing bride

2008-11-24T19:37:00.001-05:00

isn't she sweet?

have you seen this?

2008-11-24T15:15:00.000-05:00

grease!

2008-11-23T16:07:00.002-05:00

here's this wonderful thing i found. none of you will probably watch it all. but i love it.

2008-11-16T00:36:00.001-05:00

heather and anna, this one's for you.

hey nunununu

2008-11-14T16:34:00.001-05:00

Amelie Jr.

2008-11-14T02:29:00.000-05:00

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

2008-11-10T10:25:00.002-05:00

see? classy

2008-11-08T08:43:00.001-05:00

T-Pain - New Music - More Music Videos

i can put you in condo all the way up in toronto..

Obama in Grant Park

2008-11-05T14:37:00.005-05:00

I can't believe I had the opportunity to be a part of something like this. I took some videos of random people in the streets and thought it would be nice to share! It was a great experience. Enjoy!

**Please disregard my stumbling words to the police officer. Haha.

scifi fantasy art

2008-11-02T21:53:00.001-05:00

whatta' ya think about this?

this beauty isn't mine... this is my inspiration.

2008-10-29T16:40:00.002-04:00

okay. do you wanna know what happens when your body doesn't know what to do with Uric acid? BUILD UP IN YOUR JOINTS, yeah, that's right, uric acid builds up in your joints and you get Gouty Arthritis. how sick? and you know what else? i'm tired of learning about all the things that can GO WRONG WITH OUR BODIES. it makes me SICK and nervous. SICK and NERVOUS that's what i am every wednesday night of my life UNTIL next semester when i'm sick and nervous every tuesday morning at 8. GOD.

ps. i'm sure the blog mediator will take this down, so take it in and know that too much uric acid can destroy your hands!

HEATHER?!

2008-10-29T14:33:00.002-04:00

i hate to spoil it for everyone, but here's heather's wedding dress. i told her to exercise some modesty.. or just plain exercise.. but she didn't listen.

my favorite thing

2008-10-28T14:37:00.002-04:00

best place to find good puppinis.

anyone still looking for a halloween costume?

2008-10-25T13:49:00.000-04:00

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/type/scary/

Voting for Obama??? You won't after you watch this.

2008-10-24T10:51:00.000-04:00

Seebached

2008-10-23T18:12:00.003-04:00

Courtesy of Fredin.

And now, a moment of awesomeness.

2008-10-23T10:30:00.000-04:00

He's my cuppy-cake

2008-10-22T16:03:00.000-04:00

she IS funny

2008-10-20T12:12:00.003-04:00

2008-10-20T09:57:00.001-04:00

2008-10-18T17:26:00.001-04:00

this makes me happy. :)

2008-10-17T16:53:00.000-04:00

If you liked the picture of John McCain... look at these

Yay

2008-10-16T14:53:00.003-04:00

If he always looked like this I would vote for him

2008-10-16T14:36:00.001-04:00

2008-10-16T02:57:00.001-04:00

Tonik

2008-10-13T13:49:00.001-04:00

Hilarious health insurance targeted at young people.

for andy...

2008-10-13T00:27:00.001-04:00

funny laughs

clarky twirl

2008-10-11T17:35:00.000-04:00

sorry... couldn't .... resist.

ps. nice pic of Jesus Cristo, new andy. that's a classic. :)

Mentos Jesus says...

2008-10-10T15:09:00.003-04:00

Put me in Diet Coke and watch what happens -- it's a Jesus-plosion!

gentle jesus says

2008-10-10T11:30:00.002-04:00

Gentle Jesus says to bigheaded-united friends - "keep 'em coming"

i got this on a forward today -- and it made me feel like, "did Jesus really look like this?" and it doesn't really matter -- but really? look at that hair.. it's like he went to the TRESemme hair salon with the project runway models. :)

love ya, god! keep it real.

wish you well

2008-10-09T17:36:00.005-04:00

big teeth andy says hello to all the aforementioned big feature friends!!!

big faces unite!!!!!

Big Chinned Aaron says hello to Big Headed Amy, New Andy, and Erica but also says what the hell are you staring at???

2008-10-09T10:23:00.003-04:00

just watch

2008-10-09T10:15:00.000-04:00

Big Headed Amy says hello to Big Headed New Andy and Big Headed Erica

2008-10-09T00:49:00.002-04:00

might as well post more of these

2008-10-08T22:15:00.001-04:00

Obama Runs Constructive Criticism Ad Against McCain

Obama Promises To Stop America's Shitty Jobs From Going Overseas

Big headed-New Andy says hi to big-headed Erica!

2008-10-08T16:24:00.002-04:00

a friend sent me this...

2008-10-08T12:53:00.000-04:00

Economists Warn Anti-Bush Merchandise Market Close To Collapse

sarah palin vs. big headed erica

2008-10-07T22:56:00.001-04:00

hey you guys. we haven't even did anything on tiny hats for one week. insane.
hey you guys, you are insane.

2008-09-30T07:46:00.002-04:00

last night, at about 8 o clock - greg fell out of our front room window. no lie. a beautiful wonderful couple stopped from their romantic walk and helped us find him - amy and jon were searching also with their blue drinks. finally, the girl named cara found greg on the back porch of the house that is on the corner of union and wayne. just sitting there, scared as hell. in recap, greg fell out of our window last night. it was awful and scary.

watch the whole thing

2008-09-28T17:22:00.000-04:00

Sophie being scared .....

2008-09-27T12:03:00.001-04:00

If you liked "Jesus is my friend..."

2008-09-25T12:08:00.000-04:00

You're gonna LOVE this song:

2008-09-23T16:38:00.001-04:00

2008-09-21T20:34:00.000-04:00

attempt #2

2008-09-19T08:06:00.001-04:00

it's not long, now.

thank god for fall TV

i can't believe we're two weeks into september and this is the first paper i've posted...

2008-09-13T13:53:00.002-04:00

Princerella

Once upon a time there lived a Prince in New Zealand. He was fat and tall but very nice. He has been waiting for this one moment since he was 13 years old. It was the grand ball where every King and Queen came to this royal ball in New Zealand. The Prince was very excited but was also very bored because he was already dressed and had done the things he had too. The Royal Palace was as tall as the twin towers but was way more beautiful than a Gas Station's bathroom.

Then at 5:00pm the beautiful carriages arrived with Albert Einstein and Oprah Winfrey. Oprah brought the finest wine to the ball and Albert brought the food which was the best. THen out of the blue two very annoying girls came up to the prince. The girls wanted the prince to kiss him. While the prince was trying to get the annoying girls to go away he spotted the most beautiful girl he has ever seen. But then it hit 12:00am where the beautiful girl had to leave.

After what had happened at 12:00am Princerella was very sad. Then the Prince foudn something that looked like a shoe. The prince told his minister to go find the girl whose feet fit this shoe. The girl was found living with the two annoying girls. The prince and her were married and lived happily ever after.

teacher's note: i don't know about you, but i think this paper is way more beautiful than a Gas Station's bathroom. A fucking +

2008-09-11T23:19:00.001-04:00

ACE!

2008-09-11T12:38:00.003-04:00

pink roc
9-11-08 ...never forget ...always remember

tisk tisk

2008-09-09T09:37:00.000-04:00

here is a sweet picture for a glorious day.

bored at work

2008-09-03T12:07:00.003-04:00

so, like a typical day, i can't get any work done. i found this and this and had fun with both.

the first link is thanks to dusty abshire

some pics i think you will like.....

2008-09-02T23:28:00.003-04:00

sorry if some of these embarrass you....

Here it is

2008-09-02T22:46:00.002-04:00

After hours of discussion our answer comes to use from the LORD on High. I mean craigslist. Can you even believe it?

What do you think this is worth to us? Get back with me and let's make it happen.

Battles.

2008-09-02T12:39:00.001-04:00

Screw Disc Golf, Screw Volleyball, Screw Swimming, Screw Sewing... When are we going to start doing this?

slow dances

2008-08-29T16:21:00.000-04:00

this goes out to heather

2008-08-29T13:54:00.001-04:00

mmmm. tacos. it seems like even the top gymnastic gurus love tacos.

2008-08-29T10:25:00.000-04:00

2008-08-29T00:59:00.000-04:00

sorry to have to post this...

David Duchovny in rehab for Sex Addiction

just some good dancing.

2008-08-27T11:22:00.001-04:00

this makes me wonder when the next dance party will be??

one more monday vid...

2008-08-25T19:31:00.000-04:00

ME ME

2008-08-25T11:14:00.002-04:00

some vids i found...

an angel for your monday

2008-08-24T23:49:00.000-04:00

this is a better olympic video..

2008-08-23T13:14:00.001-04:00

i'm sorry about the first one. this one is much better......click HERE.

my favorite youtube ace

2008-08-21T20:52:00.001-04:00

impressive

2008-08-21T12:05:00.000-04:00

WHO IS YOUR DADDY... AND WHAT DOES HE DO?

okay okay, womenanswers.org

2008-08-18T23:50:00.002-04:00

you guys, i know this may be a little too much - but sticking true to tiny hat's philosophy, when i see something outrageous, i have to post it.

i bought some female products on sale -- huge sale -- and i noticed when i got home that they had an expiration date. i looked up what that meant and WomenAnswers.org, thankfully, had the answers. :) however, that is not what i'm posting. (you can find that article later).. i'm posting about periods - everyone's favorite.

"Question:
I enjoy be have my extent immediately for 3 years. About every other extent it get really heavy(saturating a super plus tampon in something like 2-2 1/2 hrs). My period also tend to closing sometime up 2 10 days. Its a short time ago wierd my period are noraly any really hefty or pretty desk light. I occasionally hold a regular flow. I do play sports, and when playing sports my extent is typically lighter. My period are also never regular. I hear birth control would aid regulate my period, shoud i ask my mom roughly this because i am simply 15. I of late dont discern comfortale asking to dance 2 the gyno. something like this because I enjoy have oral sex and dont want her to find out. Please halp........gratitude.

Answers:
Can a fallopian tube grow fund after surgury when to a degree taken out cut and adjectives?
First rotten your period may not enjoy regulated even so. For some, it can appropriate a few years. That could explain the irregularity in times, load of flow etc..... Yes, birth control pills should facilitate regulate your cycles and run down the flow. If you are already adjectives surrounded by oral sex, it is lone time formerly you will be adjectives within vaginal sex. Sex is sex. I hope you are still anyone diligent!

You can produce an appointment beside your Doctor on your own, or receive your mom to pinch you. Simply speak about them the truth, your period are some times hugely brawny and you never know when you are apt to enjoy them. Pretty simple stuff. Your Doctor is irrelevant to put in the picture your mother anything, even if you want to dance on the pill lacking her, you do not want her go-ahead. But you might as ably be up-front give or take a few why you want it, for strength reason and a better natural life.

Good luck near this, basically relay your mom something like the problems and that you want to dance on the pill - so you can consistency better. You can opt if you need to bargain to her around any sexual hobby."

Remember guys, I want to Dance on the Pill. :)

sorry so gross, but these words make my head spin.

ouch

2008-08-17T23:48:00.002-04:00

this vid will make you hurt.....

An old favorite

2008-08-17T14:27:00.000-04:00

for those of you who read the book...

2008-08-14T15:30:00.003-04:00

i found this article about The Road.....think the movie will be good? there are more photos in the article as well.

check this big time cat

2008-08-13T09:51:00.002-04:00

you guys like cats right? right! check out this grandaddydog cat.

2008-08-13T00:17:00.000-04:00

Katie's 2nd Annual 26th Birthday party

2008-08-12T13:01:00.002-04:00

Hey, everybody. Long time, no blog! I wanted to let you know about this. Hope you can be here!

Katie's getting the party started.

We have a lot to celebrate. It's the end of the summer. Many of us are going back to school. And Katie's turning 26. Again.

—presenting—
Katie's 2nd Annual 26th Birthday Extravaganza!

WHEN: Saturday, August 16 starting at 8 p.m.
WHERE: 1229 W. Berry St. (See directions below)
BRING: Yourselves, and your own booze, unless you are brave enough to try Katie's soon-to-be-famous punch. We'll also have some snacks, wine, and various and sundry shots from which you are invited to partake.
QUESTIONS? Call Andy at (260) 710-2793

good show

2008-08-12T12:42:00.000-04:00

pura vida!

2008-08-07T22:30:00.002-04:00

hello buddies! i made it to costa rica! so many exclamation points but i cant help it. i definitely cant explain how beautiful this place is...the people, the million different shades of green. i miss you all and i cant wait to come back with so many pictures. it is pretty rainy here but its still amazing. that is all for now...hopefully i´ll be able to get back to town again next week and i´ll try to post or email again. hope everyone is well.
love,
sarah

the five heard round the world

2008-08-06T18:47:00.000-04:00

i just love this - that's all.

welcome back

2008-08-05T10:56:00.002-04:00

Welcome Back friends,

I need to hear all about it.

Your Friend,
Jon

i am stuck in western florida. gross.

2008-08-03T00:25:00.003-04:00

well. i'm not in costa rica yet. it is a long and sad story.

here are some things that have happened in the past 12 hours:

2 mechanical errors in two different planes
2 flights canceled
a flight at midnight
nearly 24 hours in a florida airport
a wrongly re-booked flight to San Jose, California
sprinting two miles at 10:45pm from terminal 1 to terminal 4
a few tears
oh, and lost luggage

humans can take a lot before they break. i know in maybe a week this all might be funny. if all goes well, i will actually get there tomorrow at noon. all of this is okay...only because i'm going to costa rica and i think it is worth it. cross your fingers....life could be much worse

wild green parrots, cookoos, white face monkeys, beautiful frogs with poisonous skins

2008-07-31T23:32:00.002-04:00

just found this video...this is where i'll be staying most of the time.

i'm stealing some of these moves for our next dance party

2008-07-31T21:28:00.001-04:00

DHL, people, DHL

2008-07-31T07:26:00.002-04:00

And these, these are actual photos from Dale Hollow Lake.

Dear Sara'h',

2008-07-31T07:21:00.005-04:00

i can only speak for myself, but i am glad that you are my friend, too. love ya'. :) also, these are actual photographs from Costa Rica. Can you believe you are going to Costa Rica for 3 freaking weeks?! i am very jealous. I want to go and hang out and splash around in that waterfall and dive into that sunset. I also wanna do the Tree Pose while becoming one with Nature. Or maybe do Warrior 1, holding my pot of Gold up to the sky on top of a mountain.

i'm jealous, can you tell?

but also, i'm proud of you for going. you are brave - and wonderful, NOT TO MENTION beautiful.

i am going to miss you,

love,
erica *

a note:

2008-07-30T14:44:00.001-04:00

just wanted to say that I am really happy about being friends with all of you....so thanks.
sincerely,
sarah

givin' goosebumps.. and taking memories

2008-07-30T07:37:00.004-04:00

okay okay. i know you guys are much more internet/world wide web savvy then ole girl, and i'm sure you've seen this a million times.. but i shit my pants, so i posted it.

counting down the days. counting down the damn days.

here anna

2008-07-29T23:33:00.004-04:00

this is the song that was stuck in my head. my favorite part is half way through when he fake plays guitar...

2008-07-28T12:24:00.000-04:00

2008-07-25T09:24:00.002-04:00

hello, all. i'm sure that one or many of you have heard different reviews about the new X-files movie "i want to believe" -- and i assure you, all are valid and well thought out. let me be the first to say that. i don't judge people for what they like or dislike in movies. ((cough, cough))

but for all interested, on August 7 - David Duchovny will be 48. Meaning, then, of course, he was early 30's when he started the x-files. so weird. and awesome.

also, if you couldn't pick it up - i liked it for what it was: Mulder and Scully together at last <3 i feel like i can take a deep breath.

star wars heads up

2008-07-24T00:00:00.000-04:00

two thousand %$&#!!#$ eight.

2008-07-23T23:24:00.002-04:00

so i have been thinking about the tops albums of 2008 thus far. i was going to post my list, but i thought that it would seem a bit repetitive. i mean most of our favs have been fairly similar, and mine would have probably been about the same. so i decided to make a list of some of the stand-out tracks this year. let me know what you think.

in no particular order.

1 air france - collapsing at your doorstep

2 girl talk - in step

3 health - crimewave

4 sigur ros - festival

5 fleet foxes - ragged wood/your protector (tie)

6 ratatat - shempi

7 bonnie 'prince' billy - i'll be glad

8 the tallest man on earth - the gardner

9 no age - eraser

10 frightened rabbits - good arms vs bad arms

11 wolf parade - the grey estates

12 ponytail - beg waves

13 the acorn - oh napoleon

14 m83 - too late

15 animal collective - street flash

16 the notwist - boneless

17 man man - el azteca

18 neon neon - i told her on alderaan

19 the ruby suns - tane mahuta/remember (tie)

20 damien jurado - trials

21 dan friel - ghost town pt. 1/horse heaven (tie)

so far so good, huh? these aren't necessarily representative of the best albums, just my favorite songs. eat it.

happy birthdY eri

2008-07-23T22:59:00.001-04:00

did you guys see ericas new tat yet? it is awesome.

nice, huh?

cheers to friends - watch this

2008-07-22T22:55:00.001-04:00

this goes out to jim. my friend til the end. fantastic guy.

2008 best recs so far........imo

2008-07-21T01:20:00.003-04:00

It's that time again...let us discuss some top records that contain top tones that are within the top of this year. I encourage everyone to post their own. Here are my top seven albs:

7. The Dodos - Visiter

6. Butcher the Bar - Sleep at Your Own Speed

5. Ruby Suns - Sea Lion

4. The Tallest Man on Earth - Shallow Graves

3. M83 - Saturdays = Youth

2. Fleet Foxes - Sun Giant

and finally......

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - Lie Down in the Light

Honorable Mentions: Girl Talk's new one, Air France, Sun Kil Moon's April, Weezer.....NOT, FF's full length, and Beach House's Devotion

There ya go...
Please post yours!